This is just mean...

So I have to post it. An aside. After this hand, this poor unfortunate sucker went on the mother of all tilts, blasting off what he had in front of him, and reloading for another $25, then pissing that away, in a matter of three hands. As always, my commentary is in italics:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) converter

UTG+1 ($15.15)
MP1 ($17.70)
MP2 ($24.45)
MP3 = Unfortunate Sucker ($23.75)
CO ($4.25)
Button ($27.10)
SB ($38.70)
BB ($21.30)
Hero ($30.90)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Ah, Jc.
Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, Unfortunate Sucker calls $1.25, 3 folds, BB calls $1.
I know, a little loose, an UTG raise with AJo, and we all know how much I LOVE this hand...

Flop: ($3.85) Js, Jd, Jh (3 players)
Oh. My. God.
BB checks, Hero checks, Unfortunate Sucker checks.
Filthy.

Turn: ($3.85) 5d (3 players)
Like I really give a damn what this card is.
BB checks, Hero bets $0.25, Unfortunate Sucker calls $0.25, BB calls $0.25.
I have to see what I can get out of this hand. I just flopped quads and have the stone cold nuts! If they won't call a quarter, they damn sure won't call what I have planned next.

River: ($4.60) 5c (3 players)
Yahtzee. A full house on board. Both these guys called a raise--might have a PP--maybe even a higher PP
BB checks, Hero bets $20, Unfortunate Sucker calls $20, BB folds.
Blastoff--he won't even know what hit him.

Final Pot: $44.60

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
Unfortunate Sucker has 9d As (full house, jacks full of fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $44.60.
The only thing that could have made this better is if the BB would've had the 5 or had paired a hole card higher than 5 to go along with it.

Let the tilt-o-rama begin. This guy bled off $48.75 in 3 hands.

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On another note, Domenic hooked me up with a referral at UB. Thanks, Dom!