I Am A Bad Mother Trucker (or am I?)
Well, readers (all three of you--thanks, mom), I've broken through the 1 million mark in bad-ass PokerStars Fake Chips. Hey--maybe if I invest right, I can buy that Fake Yacht Mrs. PokerShark and I always wanted. In fact, tonight, after work, I'm going to celebrate my hard work by going to the Fake Lexus Dealership and buying myself a Fake Lexus RX330. I truly am a bad ass, my rich self. I can see it now--the sky's the limit for me:
The PokerShark's Apprentice--You're Fake fired.
Hey, if I leave Mrs. PokerShark (and I have Fake money now, so why not?), I can be on the Fake Bachelor--Would you accept this Fake rose?
Ok, you all can turn OFF your sarcasm filters now. I guess it may be time for me to return to the world of real money. A couple weeks to re-hone my game at the Fake Chip tables (which truthfully isn't much different than the 0.05/0.10 or even the 0.10/0.25 NL at Stars) and perhaps it's now time. I've made my trusty NeTeller deposit--NOT InstaCash--and I think I will jump back into the pool.
That, and, truth be told, I watched some of the WPBT tourney last night, and I was itching--I couldn't believe all the horrible poker I witnessed (just kidding). No, it seemed like you all had a blast last night, and one hell of a turnout. 151? That's awesome. Great job Iggy, Felicia, and everybody who organized the extremely cool event.
Updates of course will follow, and here's to me jumping back in--AFTER the Super Bowl!
Fly Eagles Fly!
The PokerShark's Apprentice--You're Fake fired.
Hey, if I leave Mrs. PokerShark (and I have Fake money now, so why not?), I can be on the Fake Bachelor--Would you accept this Fake rose?
Ok, you all can turn OFF your sarcasm filters now. I guess it may be time for me to return to the world of real money. A couple weeks to re-hone my game at the Fake Chip tables (which truthfully isn't much different than the 0.05/0.10 or even the 0.10/0.25 NL at Stars) and perhaps it's now time. I've made my trusty NeTeller deposit--NOT InstaCash--and I think I will jump back into the pool.
That, and, truth be told, I watched some of the WPBT tourney last night, and I was itching--I couldn't believe all the horrible poker I witnessed (just kidding). No, it seemed like you all had a blast last night, and one hell of a turnout. 151? That's awesome. Great job Iggy, Felicia, and everybody who organized the extremely cool event.
Updates of course will follow, and here's to me jumping back in--AFTER the Super Bowl!
Fly Eagles Fly!
1 Comments:
Hey, that's pretty impressive!
And, you can probably get $30 for those on eBay...
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