Warning--Non-Poker Post Ahead

I was playing some O8B, scanning the headlines when I saw this:

Man Dead On Futon For Nearly 10 Years Before Family Notices

Now ain't that a bitch?

And I just got sucked out on by a guy who called a 4BB raise with 8-9-T-J rainbow. I had A2A4 double suited. No qualifying low, took a flush draw to the river, and paired a K, which gave him a straight. He promptly went all-in the next hand and lost. His reaction (just for you, April):

But I had a full house!

Oh. The. Humanity.