Saturday, May 21, 2005

The Bad Luck Continues

Today this pathethic run of horrible luck continues. Aces cracked--twice. Flopped a set the second time. Unfortunately, my opponent flopped his Broadway straight at the same time. AQs on the button. Flop comes A-5-7, 5 and 7 are of my suit. Bet it hard, no flush comes, but I show it down, and my opponent has...AK. I get dealt AJs. Flop pairs my Jack, I flop a flush draw. I bet it, get one caller, next card is a 9. I bet harder, opponent pushes, he has the straight, and I get no help. That's the way it's run for me. Thankfully I'll be busy enough this weekend that I won't have to worry about poker. I just might tilt off my bankroll...

Thank Jebus for golf.

Friday, May 20, 2005

One of Those Days

Well, it's raining outside, it's damp and crappy, and in here, it isn't too great either. I got stuck for an entire buy-in playing 0.50/1 limit ($30, no big deal). It's the most I've been stuck playing limit in almost a solid month. Worst part is that I lost all the hands on really good beats. Not that any beat is good, necessarily, but here are my gems from this morning--at this point I was up, not by much, but anything is up when a buy-in goes away:

1) ($31.00): QQ UTG-raise pre-flop, get cold-called to the river--opponent shows AA to take the pot.
2) ($24.50): Two hands later, QQ in SB--pot is raised pre-flop by UTG, I re-raise, he calls. Flop 8-T-T. I bet, he raises, I call. Turn card is a K. I bet he calls, River 7, I bet, he calls and flips AK for the better two pair. I wonder why he didn't raise the turn?
3) ($21.75): Seven hands later, KK UTG. I raise PF, get called by an MP player. Flop is 7-5-4 rainbow. Betting carnage ensues, and basically the board helps nobody. Same player as in hand one above shows AA again to take the pot.
4) ($14.75): Very next hand, 22 in the BB. It gets raised by a loose LP player, I call. Flop is J-7-2. Again, betting carnage ensues. I cap on the flop. Turn is a T, river an 8. Other player turns over TT for the turned set.
5) ($4.75): Six hands later, AJs vs. JJ--the guy with JJ was the same guy with AA above--twice. Flop was Q-6-8 with two spades (my suit). Played more conservative, but still lost.

Rough, eh?

When that happens, I go away for a little bit. Hopefully the poker gods will smile on me more another day.

Don't forget that Ultimate Bet reload bonus--you have to deposit by Sunday at 11:59pm. Hopefully my NetTeller deposit will clear my account by then...Enjoy folks.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

The Dangers of AK

I was perusing my blog last night and I realized that I hadn't really posted a true strategy article in a while, and with that being said, one of the most common mistake I've seen (and made) and small-stakes holdem is the overplaying of AK or AQ.

The first bit of information I have to give is that when reading Holdem books from Miller/Sklansky straight through Jones all the way to Hellmuth, AK (particularly suited) is listed as a top-10 hand, and rightfully so. The problem with many authors' work is that no place is it written that, while AK/AQ is a very strong pre-flop holding, it is also exceptionally vulnerable to a variety of hands.

The chance of being dealt any AK pre-flop is 1.2%. Drawing a suited AK drops that chance to 0.3%, and this hand combining the two most powerful cards in the deck can help you win in many ways--you can make a nut flush, a Broadway straight, you can make a powerful pair, and sometimes you can even win unimproved by virtue of having the two highest kickers in the deck. But as many small stakes pots are multi-way, the more players in a given pot, the less likely you are to win unimproved, which brings the reality of the "Suited Broadways," according to Miller and Sklansky, into perspective:

While you have a true top-10 hand, you haven't made a damn thing yet.



So, how am I suggesting you play AK? First of all, as a top-10 hand, you have to raise and re-raise in almost every situation, unless you suspect you are dominated by AA. The key to this hand, suited or not, is that post-flop, particularly in a raised pot, you need to look at this hand as exactly what it is--large (possibly suited) connectors. Now, I'm not saying to go and toss AK away, it's more of a yellow light hand, one where you proceed with caution. Consider these heads-up numbers to see your true situation:

Odds of AK winning Heads-Up against:AKsAKo
QQ46.02%42.66%
9944.16%47.43%
T9s61.05%58.59%
2249.77%46.67%
KQo74.92%74.47%
KK33.69%29.60%
72o69.06%67.32%


While there are a few situations in which you are a big favorite (by having a hand dominated, like KQo or T9s), there are just as many where the situation is nothing more than a race, and other situations (AKo v. KK) where you are dominated. I see so many players playing this hand like it were pocket aces against an 9-high rainbow flop that it makes you wonder what would happen if they all realized what many solid players already know:

AK, suited or not, more often than not, is a DRAWING HAND!



I suggest you play AK like other connectors--be aggressive, play them cheap, even raise on the flop for a free card. But if you don't hit anything, you need to keep in hand the reality that you may already be beat. That may be weak-tight of me, but at the same time, it may save you a lot of bets in time.

In a little less than 3 months, I've been dealt AKs 29 times, winning 17 times (58.62%). There is a distinctive split in my profile though. Early on, lets just say from 2/20/05 through 3/12/05, I was dealt Big Slick 12 times, winning half the time, but losing as many large pots as I won. Why? My unwillingness to lay down what I perceived to be a premium hand. What is the best play in poker? Laying down trip kings the second you realize that you're up against trip aces. Of those twelve times, AKs only won unimproved once. I won without showdown four times, and of my losses, I pushed unimproved cards twice, losing to a board-paired ten and a board-paired jack. I also lost to trip queens, two pair (neither was an ace or a king, a full house, and a pocket pair that held up. After 3/12, I played the hand more aggressively, but also was willing to fold it more often, and each time I did, I made a correct call--that someone with what could have been perceived as a weaker hand had drawn and beaten me.
As for AKo, as you would expect, it's more common--I was dealt it 91 times, with similar results. I would win my share of pots, but I would lose larger pots than I would win. With more aggressive play, and willingness to lay down a loser, I was able to save bets for better situations.

To extend the discussion to AQs and AQo, which in my opinion are actually more dangerous hands, the key to all the big suited and offsuit Broadway hands is to adopt a simple strategy:

1) Raise the pot to limit multi-way action.
2) See the flop.
3) In hands you miss, play aggressively to try and earn a free card--however, if someone plays it back at you hard, and you haven't hit the flop at all (no draw, pair, etc), realize that you may already be beaten or even drawing dead.
4) In hands you hit, play them hard--don't let someone else draw out cheaply on you.
5) Be ready to lay down even your premium hands if you suspect a set, or if you're playing suited cards that don't catch any flop without hitting anything else.

In summary, when you look down at your hole cards and see AK, realize that you have a truly premium hand and that you should play it fast, but also keep in the back of your mind that you are still vulnerable to pocket pairs staying in by cold-calling your raise hitting sets, or to flops that don't share your suit. There is nothing worse than having Ace-King of spades, and watching the flop come down three hearts.

AK is a fantastic hand--she's like that ex-girlfriend that was just awesome--only she was real high-maintenance. Just like the ex, don't get married to AK--she'll bleed you dry if you hang around long enough.


Back to blogging--I'm about half-way through the Stars reload bonus. IMHO, it's much more +EV to play a limit table WITH a no-limit table. The limit tables don't require as high a rake relative to the stakes to earn FPP's, especially the lower limit (0.50/1 is my current favorite--a 50 cent rake gets you an FPP) tables. ABC poker will make you a ton of money there, just be prepared for suckouts on occasion. The NL tables at Stars are a lot tougher than I remember. It could be that everybody already has me in their Poker Tracker DB, and when I fling a pot-sized bet on the flop they all decide to bail out. So what usually happens is that I'm winning a lot of pots with aggression--small pots, but pots nonetheless. I'll also win an occasional big pot, and lose the occasional big pot. What I've run in to though, is the weak-tight player--the one who will call your aggressiveness to build a pot, either slowplaying or just drawing, then spring a trap when they hit their hand or suspect that you missed yours. I won't get taken at showdown a lot, since I feel I have a decent read on such players (and in multi-way pots, I usually find out that I'm right).

And if you use Poker Tracker (and what winning player doesn't, duh?), there's a cat over at Bet The Pot that goes by the name of excession, who put out a new set of NL autorate rulesand an article describing them that I find extremely useful--I know, I should be pimping Iggy and Hank right now, but I found that these autorates are a huge help, especially at NL. Imagine my surprise when I sit at a table and find that of the 9 players there, two are fish, and including myself, there are 4 eagles (TA) playing. I should suggest to Pat that in any new release, without apologies to Phil Hellmuth and his animal types (chill, Phil, I bought BOTH books), that the new icon for TA players should be a shark. I mean, hell, wouldn't it suit me better than an eagle?

But I digress. If you haven't signed up at Ultmate Bet yet, what the hell are you waiting for? If you put me (Tiburon0041) down as a referral, you'll get another $25 bonus dollars besides the existing bonus (which may or may not apply to new accounts--not sure). Great site, yada yada yada. You know it already. Go over there and sign the hell up. I'd sign up just so I could see Phil Hellmuth melt down on an online table, which he has been known to do...


Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Other Enemy

I played last night for a little before heading out, and I encountered an odd creature--the "Extra Loose" player that just wins. I mean, this guy was hideous. Poker Tracker line like this--he had a VP$IP of 82.67% over 75 hands. He would play any suited, and two cards with less than 3 gaps, and well, any other thing that came to him, and he would be totally dominated--and just call any hand where he hit ANYTHING--gutshots, backdoor flush draw, low pair, ANYTHING--straight down to the river.

And when I walked away, he was up 24BB in a little over an hour. He would call raises, re-raises, everything--just call. He was the very definition of a calling station, except the whole losing part. It was amazing. He just hit suckout after suckout. The table was just laying into him in chat, and he just kept playing stupid--and winning.

Says something for all of us, no?

Well, I'm a few days and a third of the way through the Stars reload bonus, and I'm up about $60 or so. Not bad considering the shellacking I took at the $50 NL when I lost with rivered set over set. The games are generally tougher, with usually a few TAGs per table, and a couple calling stations just to balance out enough to make the table playable.

I've actually gone through a sort of downswing in NL. I think I've developed the TAG reputation and my flop bets usually get a ton of respect, so I lately have ended up with a ton of small pots, but I haven't really won a nice sized one in a couple days. In limit, though, other than the adventures of last night, I've been really laying into the tables. I've actually doubled up and tripled up at limit tables (not too big a deal--I buy in with 30BB at the 0.50/1--easiest to clear the bonus) since playing at Stars.

...and I just got dealt the hammer...

Sunday, May 15, 2005

This is just mean...

So I have to post it. An aside. After this hand, this poor unfortunate sucker went on the mother of all tilts, blasting off what he had in front of him, and reloading for another $25, then pissing that away, in a matter of three hands. As always, my commentary is in italics:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) converter

UTG+1 ($15.15)
MP1 ($17.70)
MP2 ($24.45)
MP3 = Unfortunate Sucker ($23.75)
CO ($4.25)
Button ($27.10)
SB ($38.70)
BB ($21.30)
Hero ($30.90)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Ah, Jc.
Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, Unfortunate Sucker calls $1.25, 3 folds, BB calls $1.
I know, a little loose, an UTG raise with AJo, and we all know how much I LOVE this hand...

Flop: ($3.85) Js, Jd, Jh (3 players)
Oh. My. God.
BB checks, Hero checks, Unfortunate Sucker checks.
Filthy.

Turn: ($3.85) 5d (3 players)
Like I really give a damn what this card is.
BB checks, Hero bets $0.25, Unfortunate Sucker calls $0.25, BB calls $0.25.
I have to see what I can get out of this hand. I just flopped quads and have the stone cold nuts! If they won't call a quarter, they damn sure won't call what I have planned next.

River: ($4.60) 5c (3 players)
Yahtzee. A full house on board. Both these guys called a raise--might have a PP--maybe even a higher PP
BB checks, Hero bets $20, Unfortunate Sucker calls $20, BB folds.
Blastoff--he won't even know what hit him.

Final Pot: $44.60

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
Unfortunate Sucker has 9d As (full house, jacks full of fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $44.60.

The only thing that could have made this better is if the BB would've had the 5 or had paired a hole card higher than 5 to go along with it.

Let the tilt-o-rama begin. This guy bled off $48.75 in 3 hands.

On another note, Domenic hooked me up with a referral at UB. Thanks, Dom!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Anybody Want Free Money?



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In the Referred By (screenname): field, just put Tiburon0041. You'll get an additional $25 in bonus dollars that you can earn just by playing!

Have fun all!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Bad Beats? You Wanna See Bad Beats?

Only three pots I lost at a $25 NL Stars table:

Limp EP with ATo. Flop comes 4-T-7 rainbow. I lead out with a pot sized bet, get one caller. Turn is a 6. Caller bets, I throw out pot-sized raise. He calls. River is a 4. Pot sized bet, he raises all-in with his remaining $13.40. I call. He turns over T4o for the rivered full house. He was ahead the whole way, but who plays that?

Next orbit, MP with AKo. I raise to $1 (4BB), get 2 callers. Flop is A-3-2. I bet $1.25, get one caller, who I have position on. Turn is a 4. EP player goes all-in for $5. I have to see, so I call. River is a 7. He called a PFR from UTG with 65o and was a 4-to-1 underdog on the flop--WITH an inside straight draw.

Next orbit (I'm in the same position in all 3 hands, and was beaten by a player I had position on each time), I'm dealt 99 in MP. I limp to see a flop of J-9-Q, two spades. I push all-in for my remaining $3.65. I then watch as runner-runner spades come to give a guy with Q5o a queen-high flush to beat my set. He's more than a 4-to-1 dog on the flop.

At least the first guy stayed in with two pair. The second guy called with a max of 4 outs. The third needed runner-runner spades to win. What is that, 1.5 outs according to Abdul? The Q doesn't help him because it fills me up. I probably should have raised with the first and third hands, but apparently 65o is good for a raise, so...

Update: The same douchebag who sucked out in #2 did it again. I'm dealt the Hilton Sisters in LP. The moron min-raises pre-flop, so I blast him with a 9 BB re-raise (to $2.50). He calls the two dollars, then on a 6-T-J flop with two spades, he pushes all-in with his shitty $4.70 he had left. I insta-call. Turn is a J, river a T. He flips over J8o for a rivered full house. He went all in on the flop with top pair, no kicker, and sucked out--hard. On me. Again. He's worse than a 4-to-1 dog pre-flop, and worse after the flop.

Tilt approaching--fast. To make it worse, these are the ONLY pots I've lost today. I've pushed the table around into 13 pre-showdown folds out of 23 flops seen!!! I've gone to showdown 5 times, losing those 4 pieces of shit, and winning a hand with AA that I was petrified to push with, with a board of T-8-K rainbow. He just busted out with Q8o vs. JJ on a Jack-high board.

Jackass.

Lost a legit hand--AQs vs. KQs. Flop is 4-4-Q. I bet the pot, he calls, turn is a K, no further help. Oh well....On my way to losing a second buy-in today. If I lose it, I'm done. Playing like this does me no good. I thought I got past bitching about bad beats, but other than the first hand, what do all these beats have in common? I was miles ahead on every one of them when I played it.

It happens.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Hammer?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) converter



UTG ($23.90)
UTG+1 ($19.95)
MP1 ($22.40)
MP2 ($34.45)
MP3 ($9.90)
Hero ($25)
Button ($17.35)
SB ($17.25)
BB ($25.20)


Preflop: Hero is CO with 7h, 2c. Hero posts a blind of $0.25.
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, Hero (poster) checks, Button calls $0.25, SB completes, BB checks.


Flop: ($1.25) Ad, 6c, 8d (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks, Button checks.


Turn: ($1.25) 5s (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $0.75, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, MP3 folds.


Final Pot: $2.00


Results in white below:

No showdown. Hero wins $1.25.


It's true! I am a blogger!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Last Post of the Day--Seriously...

PokerStars is offering a deposit/reload bonus of 20% (max $120) for all deposits made before 11:59PM 5/10/05. The bonus isn't the greatest in the world, but free money for playing arguably the best site out there is always welcome. I've cleared my whole UB bonus as of today, so I'm taking out my money from UB and re-depositing into Stars.

Deposit Made 4/19/05: $100.00
Bonus due: $50.00
Withdrawal made 5/5/05: $319.62

Not too shabby...

You Mean Morons Play Places OTHER THAN PARTY?

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (9 handed) converter



BB ($25.35)
UTG ($24.25)
UTG+1 = Moron ($14.25)
MP1 ($22.55)
MP2 ($49.50)
MP3 ($153.85)
CO ($34.25)
Button ($21.25)
Hero ($48.20)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 7s, As.
1 fold, Moron calls $0.50, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($2) Ks, Ac, 8s (4 players)

Hero bets $1.25, BB folds, Moron calls $1.25, MP3 folds.

Turn: ($4.50) Ah (2 players)

Hero bets $3, Moron calls $3.

River: ($10.50) Qc (2 players)

Hero bets $10, Moron calls $9.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $30

Results in white below:

Hero has 7c As (three of a kind, aces).

Moron has Ts Js (straight, ace high).

Outcome: Moron wins $29.50.


This jackass called my 2/3 pot bet with 3 friggin outs. The Qs gave me a nut flush versus his non-nut flush. I hate online players. 3 hands later, my KQs (BB) got cracked despite a flush draw on the flop by 76s, and 64o!!!!!

I need to quit today...

Theory Question of the Day--Playing from the Small Blind

An interesting discussion is raging now about playing tight pre-flop over at the forums at Bet the Pot, and it seems that many players there are split on the issue.

There is a camp who play uber-tight, with VP$IP's in the low teens. There is another smaller camp, of which I'm a part of, that plays with a VP$IP of around 20%. And of course, yet another camp who plays more loosely, with VP$IP's in the thirties and even sometimes higher.

The uber-tight players put out a very sensible theory on playing from the SB. They say basically that if you wouldn't play the hand UTG, then don't play it in the SB. It's not really revolutionary thought, after all, after the pre-flop betting, the SB is essentially UTG. My problem with that theory personally is that, especially in an unraised pot, isn't it worth playing a speculative hand for half-price? I'm not talking junk, like 64o, I'm talking about small pairs, like 22, 33, suited paint like KJs, KTs, QTs, bigger suited connectors like 98s, or even offsuit aces like A9o. My VP$IP from the SB is near 29%--probably very loose, but I'm not cold calling pre-flop raises, these are just tossing in an extra quarter to see if I hit a flop hard.

Is that playing crappy poker? Am I losing too much by tossing in those extra quarters at the $50NL? I am a winning player from the SB, winning 0.02 BB/hand. I'd like to hear the community's take on this!

BTW, after 600 hands (sample size, I know, I know) at $50 NL, I'm winning at 18.04 BB/100. Thanks again, April!!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Why I F***** Hate Party Poker (or Goodbye, Party)

If anyone was looking for a reason for me to hate Party, here it is. I lost the $20 comeback bonus they put in my account. How? Watch:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Hero ($15.04)
UTG ($4.72)
MP ($25.83)
Button ($32.85)
SB =Donkey ($35.65)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 8d, 5d. Donkey posts a blind of $0.1.

UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, Donkey (poster) completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.75) Kc, 9c, 7h (3 players)

Donkey checks, Hero bets $0.75, UTG calls $0.75, Donkey calls $0.75.

Turn: ($3) Tc (3 players)

Donkey checks, Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: ($3) 6h (3 players)

Donkey checks, Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2, Donkey calls $2.

Final Pot: $9

Results in white below:

Hero has 8d 5d (straight, ten high).

UTG has As Kh (one pair, kings).

Donkey has 2c 4c (flush, king high).

Outcome: Donkey wins $9.


Now, nevermind any of the play. Simply the fact that this donkey a) called the BB, b) called 0.75 more, then c) called another $2 bet on a 4-high flush?

And of course, my final hand, which bison's converter won't convert right simply probably because of it's sheer stupidity. And no, I'm not kidding about this one.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 max, 5 handed)
Seat 4: MP ( $1.28 )
Seat 5: Uber-Donkey ( $41.2 )
Seat 6: Button ( $50.4 )
Seat 1: Hero ( $7.39 )
Seat 3: BB ( $5.5 )
Hero posts small blind [$0.1]; BB posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Tiburon41 [ Ad As ]
MP folds, Uber-Donkey raises [$2], Button folds, Hero raises [$3.65], BB folds, Uber-Donkey raises [$13], Hero is all-in [$3.64]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 2c, 4c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
HoldmSoldier shows [ 6d, 6h ] four of a kind, sixes.
Tiburon41 doesn't show [ Ad, As ] a full house, aces full of sixes.
HoldmSoldier wins $7.61 from side pot #1 with four of a kind, sixes.
HoldmSoldier wins $14.28 from the main pot with four of a kind, sixes.

Un-freakin-believable. Party sucks. Back to UB and Stars for me.

And thanks Gracie from Sheverb for the nice comments and for stopping by--I will get to play in a WPBT event. Really I will.


Monday, May 02, 2005

Hello, Party.

I was perusing my inbox on Sunday morning and what do I find? A relic from an old memory:

Dear Tiburon 41,
We've noticed you haven't played in a while. So we've deposited twenty dollars into your real money account. All you need to do is play 200 raked hands between today and Saturday, May 8 to be able to withdraw it. Welcome back!

Party Poker


Or something like that.
I never turn down free money, so I'm back on Party with my measly-ass $20. PL O8B, $25 NL. I'm at 88 raked hands, and counting. I still hate Party (sacrilege, I know), but I'll be happy to invest and withdraw their money. Freerolling with a backer. My kinda game.

Besides that, I've had some fun clearing my UB bonus. I've turned my $100 into $275 with about $20 in bonus still to clear. This bonus takes forever and a day to clear. I'm glad I didn't deposit $200 for the full bonus. I'd be clearing the bonus till my goatee looked like the guys from ZZ Top.

WPBT Satellite


More congratulations to the winner of last night's WPBT satellite. I'd give them proper pimping and credit, but I'm too tired, I'm in work, I can't find out who the hell it is, and I'm cranky because I couldn't get home in time to play. Hell, I even missed railbirding the final table. Grrr. I keep saying I'll play next time. So, in case you missed it, "I'll play next time."

Actually, the subliminal/underlying reason I didn't play is the fear that I'd actually do well, and perhaps win. That's not being arrogant. You know what they say about a chip and a chair? That's me. Well, here's the deal. As some of my three readers know, I'm a pharmacist (the legal kind). Basically, our companies whore us out constantly, and getting vacation time is next to impossible. I"ve called out twice in 8+ years. Why? Because I haven't been sick? No. Because there's nobody to cover my store. The pharmacist shortage sucks so bad, that people are turning down ghastly amounts of overtime pay, just because they're already overworked. I can't blame them either. I worked through chemotherapy for 2 months before I was told by my employer at the time (a MAJOR nationwide chain), "You should really go on disability." This was shortly after I had to call another pharmacist to relieve me after I spent half of my 14 hour shift throwing up in a bucket and watching my hair fall out onto the counter. Well, I no longer work for them, but the problem is still the same. I'm taking 2 weeks for the wedding/honeymoon in Hawaii this July/August, and the chances of me getting 3 days off to play in the event with only a month's notice are slim and nil, and slim missed the boat. Hell, maybe he's already IN Vegas. So basically, if I did win, there's a high likelihood that I wouldn't even be able to play at the WSOP. Slavedriving bastards.

I've also realized that I've never actually played with a blogger. I'm not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing. We should come up with our own list of player names on sites like Party, UB, Stars, just so the relative newbies of the group can socialize and get together with other bloggers at events other than the WPBT (which is AWESOME, FYI).

In my readings, I'm stunned at the number of bloggers who share my obsession interest in Katie Holmes. The fact that she could be dating Tom Cruise just SUCKS. He's washed up--anybody seen Eyes Wide Shut? It should've been called Eyes that Wished they Were Shut. Horrendous. Now, after he's been through Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, and Penelope Cruz (and God-knows what other nubile young star), he has to put his paws on Katie?

I mean, just LOOK at her:


Ok, yes, this is obsession. I have to stop before the restraining order gets renewed...

Anyhoo...

Home Games


I can't help but feel jealousy for those of you that regularly have home games. Yeah, I'm only 40 minutes or so from the Taj parking lot, but I read all the stories about your home games, and I wish I could play in some of them! You see, my friends either don't share the rabid level of interest I do in poker, or have home games they go to with guys that I've already cleaned out before. Other than Domenic (and maybe Mrs. PokerShark), nobody I know really loves to play like I do (or has the stupidity tenacity to keep bleeding money to me and grinding it out), and it sucks. I'm sure you'll all agree--playing online is ok, playing live is wicked.